Fuck Alan!

FUCK IT

Fri, 26 Feb 2010 06:39:10 GMT

This is it. I have had it! I am at my boiling point now. I am tired of being depressed and feeling sorry for myself. I am now in the fuck it/angry rant mode. I can go on and on about how much I hate this place and the people in it. Its not getting me anywhere to keep whining about it. I want to start shit up! I want to make things interesting. I don't want to sit around and wait for something to happen. Thats not what it is all about. If I am going to hate everything I might as well do it in style. Since I don't know where I will be in 5 months( Austin or Savannah). I am going to try to make the best of shit situation. and Fuck YOU! ^_^

Best of 09'

Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:47:07 GMT

It's that time again!!!! Best of 2009 edition LJ ENTRY! Because I am absolutely important and my opinion is far superior than most. Im going to share what I thought was the cut above the rest.

Top 15 Albums

15 Girls| The Album
14 Grizzly Bear| Veckatimest
13 Flaming Lips| Embryonic
12 jj| no 2
11 Dinosaur Jr.| Farm
10 The King Khan and BBQ Show| Invisible Girl
9 Cymbals Eats Guitars| Why There are Mountains?
8 Ganglians| Monster Head Room
7 Smith Westerns| Smith Westerns
6 Japandroids| Post Nothing
5 Atlas Sound| Logos
4 Dirty Projectors| Bitte Orca
3 Fever Ray| Fever Ray
2 Pains at Being Pure at Heart| Pains at Being Pure at Heart
1 Animal Collective| Merriweather Post Pavilion and Fall Be Kind EP.

Top Ten Movies

10 Adventure Land
9 Observe and Report
8 Drag Me to Hell
7 Where the Wild Things Are
6 Ponyo
5 Up
4 Coraline
3 World's Greatest Dad
2 Fantastic Mr. Fox
1 Inglorious Basterds

Best Video Games

The Beatles: Rock Band and Batman: Arkham Asylum

The Best TV Show

The Venture Bros.

I can't help it.

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:38:15 GMT

It's hard to find ways to justify anything anymore when I think too existentially. How i view people and friends are different. I guess it's normal. But what really is the point. That statement is what is getting me stuck. I am like fucking record player in my thoughts. Whats the point ALAN! WHATS THE POINT ALAN! Life goes on ALAN! Stop the madness! I am Breaking my own fourth wall! i need to stop

Well Shit.

OFF The WALL

Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:15:57 GMT

Well I am on girlfriend number two this year. hahaha. Ray is officially my girlfriend. such a hottie hot hot so hot

You are so Money Baby.

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:51:23 GMT

Pavement is Back! Next Year

I am tangled up in my own thoughts again. Tomorrow I will portray greasy nasty old run down Gambler out for blood but more for money. MONEY MONEY who do ya trust? I can smell the sleaziness already. I can also smell the strange also oddly pleasant smell of sweet hard cash. Dough.The Green Stuff. Smackaroos. CASH THAT I HOPE TO Win but probably will not win cause I gotta be realistic. I am going to smoke smoke drink drink Win Win Lose Lose. CASINOS. I really want to see some Lounge Singers while I am at the casinos tomorrow. I doubt they will have some! but if I Win 10,000 dollars I am taking some of my friends to eat fancy free except free part for me. I am going to think I am in the movie Swingers the whole time! Its gonna be weird being drunk and high around my dad. Not so much my sis. So expect an update on how things turn out.

So I am almost certain I am going to FUN FUN FUN FEST! So Jacky can shut up!! Gotta see No Age! and King Khan & BBQ SHOW!

THIS IS ALAN HERE! and I Still got SHIT TO SAY!

Wed, 16 Sep 2009 07:47:14 GMT

Listen here kids/LJ users, I have you know I am still around being an ol' bucket of bolts! I have to say this year as been one hell of one. 2009 has flipped my world upside down and spun it around until I have to vomit into the nearby wastebasket.( I never throw up just so you know) I have fucked, been fucked, fucked up, been fucking lost in my own inner mind grapes if you know what that ensues. I want to let all you know that I plan on writing more because I have nothing better to do with my time other than spent countless hours on Beatles Rockband or Facebook! SO....... I forgot I like to write about stuff n'things and shit and other variety of crap!

Out of the LOOP

People still watch the VMA's
Glen Beck still on
Famous people die.......big deal someone dies every 30 seconds.
Myspace and Livejournal are still being used.....crazyyyyyyyyyy
what the fuck is SKYPE AND TWITTER

and I am done.

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 04:47:44 GMT

Is going to BONAROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

picks for 08

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 14:20:29 GMT

top 10 movies of 08

1. The Dark Knight(of Course)
2. Slumdog Millionaire(would be number #1 if I didn't have a batman bias)
3. The Wrestler
4. Wall E
5. Iron Man
6. Milk
7. In Bruges
8. Pineapple Express
9. Tropic Thunder
10. Burn After Reading

Top 10 albums of 08

1. "Dear Science" by TV on the Radio
2. "Nouns" by No Age
3. "Fleet Foxes" by Fleet Foxes
4. "Modern Guilt" by Beck
5. "Oracular Spectacular" by MGMT
6. "Stay Positive" by The Hold Steady
7. "Microcastle" by Deerhunter
8. "Skeletal Lamping" by of Montreal
9. "Feed the Animals" by Girl Talk
10."Real Emotional Trash" by Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks(Just Cause I am gay for Pavement)

Best Game of the year is...
Tie- Braid and Gears of War 2.

runner up Super Smash Bros. Brawl. (didn't play many games that came out in 08')

best graphic novel of 08'is...
Joker by Brian Azzarello and art by Lee Bermejo

runner up was the last volume of Y: The last man and Absolute Sandman Vol.4

hahahaah well i am really important

2008 is full of fluff. 09 is going to rape it.

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 07:52:35 GMT

1. What did you do in 2008 that you'd never done before?:
Was a giant douche to a nameless girl. but oh well.

2. Did you keep your new year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year?:
I did actually. Lost 40 pounds. lose 40 more.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?:
nope

4. Did anyone close to you die?:
My grandma and heath ledger

5. What countries did you visit in 2008?:
none

6. What would you like to have in 2009 that you lacked in 2008?:
a life. hahahaha.

7. What date from 2008 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?:
walk hard

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?:
losing weight and moving out.

9. What was your biggest failure?:
still single

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?:
not really

11. What was the best thing you bought?:
xbox 360, I Pod

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?:
My own

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?:
my own

14. Where did most of your money go?:
dvds and video games

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?:
The Dark Knight

16. What song or album will always remind you of 2008?:
dear science by Tv on the Radio

17. Compared to this time last year, are you:
*i. happier or sadder?: happier
*ii. thinner or fatter?: thinner!
*iii. richer or poorer?: Richer

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?:
done little more dating

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?:
sleeping and sitting around being bored

20. How did you spend Christmas?:
with the family and friends. saw the spirit best movie experience. worst movie ever.

21. Did you fall in love in 2008?:
nope.

22. How many one-night stands?:
0.

23. What was your favorite TV program?:
South park

24. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?:
not really

25. What was the best book you read?:
haha. Best comic i read was all of Y:The Last man.....yep dork.....

26. What was your greatest musical discovery?:
Pavement. Animal Collective. Black Lips. King Khan & BBQ Show. No Age. Built to Spill.

27. What did you want and get?:
the dark knight

28. What was your favorite film of this year?:
the dark knight

29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?:
i did hurricane gustav on my b day. turned 20.

30.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?:
If i did more funny shit.

31. How would you describe your personal fashion in 2008?:
better

32. What kept you sane?
working, and my buddy Mike.

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?:
Zoey Deschanel....so pretty

34. What political issue stirred you the most?:
nothing.

35. Who was the best new person you met?:
Niki

36. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2008:
Don't be a dick.

37. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"Slow it down, song is scared and brother you are hunter and you're right at home and the morning light I'll hold my ashtray tight. I could take it down and you can't take it down."-

The New Animal Collective Album

Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:30:41 GMT

Merriweather Post Pavilion is an imaginative roller coaster ride. You should check it out. 9.7/10. I don't feel like fully reviewing the record but i will soon enough.

Fri, 26 Dec 2008 22:17:56 GMT

THE SPIRIT is the worst movie ever made.

dude

Sun, 12 Oct 2008 07:48:25 GMT

I just went to really awesome party on state tonight, got drunk, when i came home i decided to get on lj and facebook isn't the brightest thing to do. I realized after going to this party i need to throw a sick ass party again so i am going to work on that. Until then I got Voodoo Vest and Carlota Halloween. and i have no idea what I want to be. Any suggestions?

Bored STOLEN From JACKY BROWN

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 03:54:38 GMT

Start with your name: Alan Singleton

If your ex REALLY needed you at 3 am, would you go to his/her house? no. god no.

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face? now

What are the last three things you spent money on?
1)Medicine
2)Subway
3)Rockstar

What was the last thing you cried about? shit. i don't recall.

Could you go a day without eating? Done it.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J? Hahahaha Yeah

Do you smoke weed regularly? no

Has anyone ever told you they're in love with you? nope

When was the last time you were disappointed? always

Has a girl ever seriously punched you? nope

What was the last thing you put in your mouth? Coke

Have you kissed two different people in one night? No

How easy is it for others to make you feel awkward? nah not really, its the other way. haha

Are you taller than 5'4"? Yeh

In the past week have you felt stupid? yep

What's the age difference between you and the last person you kissed? 2 years

Have you ever been outside completely naked? nope

What would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed? I love abortion

Who did you text the most yesterday? Mike, I hardly texted these days

What were you doing at 10pm Friday night? I was at work cooking.

What are your plans for today? nothing

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking cigarette? Yes, but I like cigarettes. its Chlaxin.

What was the last reason you went to the doctor for? today actually to get some more Adderolllls

What is the last thing you yelled aloud? HEY OOO SUP BITCHES!

What do you think of when you think of Australia? Steaks

Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? yep

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted? nope

What's one action you do when you're really nervous? hands in the pocket.

Would you rather give up the computer or the TV? Tv

Do you find yourself saying mean things to people over the internet that you wouldn't say to their face? dude, i never get on aim...

One word that explains perfectly how you feel at the moment? Content

What did the last text message you received say? "yeah dude i am on the way

Do you care if people hate you for no reason? hahahaaha seriously

How hard is your life right now? I play World of Warcraft, go to work, and get high sometimes, then I go to sleep sometimes. and I am ok with that for now.

Have you ever taken anyone for granted? Yeah :(

Celebrity Collage by MyHeritage

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:50:21 GMT

MyHeritage: Celebrity Collage - Family history research - Family history

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 22:35:51 GMT

The Dark Knight was Incredible.
made 155 Mil this weekend. Biggest opening ever.
The best Batman movie ever made.

GO SEE IT AGAIN IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY.

yes I am sad

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:37:06 GMT

Yes, I have already got tickets to the midnight showing of the dark knight at the rave by the mall. And Yes, I am so excited that I can hardly contain myself. Yes, this is very sad pathetic. and Yes, I don't care want any you niggas say.

top 5 movies of 2008 so far..

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:28:08 GMT

#1 Wall E
#2 Iron Man
#3 The Incredible Hulk
#4 Kung Fu Panda
#5 Funny Games

I expect to that I will proly add HellBoy II, wanted, pineapple express, tropic thunder and Step Brothers

And the Dark Knight hahaha fooled you hahahaah

Spit On a Stranger

Thu, 12 Jun 2008 04:15:43 GMT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Its time to cut the hair. Shine the shoes. Smell the glory. Keep your head on. don't laugh. sleep til the day is done. go home. tell your friend. make sure he knows. the second drummer drowned. being poetic is too artsy. i dont care. draw more. listen to pavement not cement. there is a Tv on The Radio. Korea Korea Korea Korea Korea. nothing wrong with bored subliminal messages.

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 20:47:55 GMT

I CAN NOT WAIT TO SEE PINEAPPLE EXPRESS!!! watch the trailer. Its got that really good MIA Song in it. Paper Planes. oh yeah.

haha

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 21:39:43 GMT

today I watched the fighting lesbians move out the apartment next to Mike, Meagan, and my Apartment. Funny stuff......For some reason reminded me of Ween's 12 Golden Country Greats. If you never listen to it, you should proly torrent that shit. or just buy it. anyways.......WHAT IS EVERYBODY UP TO??!?!?!??!!?!??!?!??!

"I am the same as I was when I was six years old......."

Mon, 26 May 2008 05:38:28 GMT

Well love is amazing. And love is just what i have. Love for you, love for myself, love for my life, and love for my job. A love for money, a love for my friends, a love for freedom, a love for determination, a love for movies, music, and my lifestyle. A LOVE FOR LOVE. I have never had so much love, and i've never felt this good about it.

Black Mission Goggles

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:38:05 GMT

SO.... Man Man and Pavement.....awesome

I had killer time last weekend. The party i through was fun. Many people showed up it was great. Plus I dressed up as Wario

I have to go to work tomorrow. I had four days off. Best four days ever. I am going to that graduation tomorrow. To see alot people I know graduate. COngrats to all you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!that are. Especially Travis

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:19:36 GMT

so you got an ebay. add me on ebay

Well it was time I came back,..........man im cocky

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:10:01 GMT

Holy Shit!

I can say for sure that I need to write more delicious LiveJournal entries. I have gone through my whole archive of entries. I have to say I was a Little Bitch. I think everyone should go back to the shire(archive) of entries, and realize how gay you were. The stuff that I have written is pretty god damn mother fucking embarrassing. So I am Cook now at the George's Southside. I grew tiresome of the grotesque ketchup getting all over my hands when marrying the ketch bottles, sweeping in the morning when all I want to do is break the broom stick into a sharp object using it for god knows what, AND washing every dish in the whole damn place, but hey the tip isn't bad. I'm just glad i am off of work after working since last Thursday. Animation Fest. Cohen's show. Party. Tomorrow. I know I have been bad about jumping the gun on announcing projects, but Mike and I are directing a Music Video. Stop Motion . For Cohen and the Ghost. Thats all I am going to say on that matter. Well, I have done things that I shouldn't of done this year, and i feel really bad but at the same time I am glad to know someone hates me. KUDOS. I'm done with being down. I am in a good place in my life. I abbreviate way too much especially words that dont need to be .Like. Doritos. well anyways. happy birthday Travis. Travis got duelo.

THE COMMON MAN BY ALAN AND MIKE: A short Story

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 11:55:31 GMT

I was put on this earth to tell them as crazy as it seems, I would like to go to France. And tell the French man that he has a Connection with the ordinary eye color. He would go to every boy and every girl, tell them he was sterile, and that he would like to go on a quest to find what the truth is behind the conquistador. He brought five small children with him to the Spicy Shack to see if it lived up to its spiciness that bestowed this place. He was taken aback by the grotesque slumbucket place, but he remembered he had to go to the museum to see if there were any caveman bones so he could make a xylophone. After that he wasn't sure what he wanted anymore. All he knew of were the small cheeses of life. Swiss is like that time you went to Best Buy and you couldn't find the DVD you wanted that was on sale for $13.75. Cheddar hits you like a maelstrom of minstrel shows, never really leaving your thoughts, never really adding anything. An envelope of sadness consumes the French, cocooning them with their tears. Faces fall, falling. Faller. Hayden Christensen is a man I'd like to find, finding him would be what I would like to find. Preferable to other preferences, Crazy Fox excluded. However, I was Bourne and Ultimately cursed to strike the grief-stricken streets of this striking world. The writer's strike was one I will never forget, rather I will always remember. In 9/11 many a common man ceased existence ten-fold. I frowned, but I never looked back. For once in my life, I was too much for this bitch to handle. Figuratively.

ENDCHOPS